Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal.
It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
"Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"
by Acid Laced PenguiN August 06, 2009
Get the Long Range Lateralsmug. by VulcanRaven October 05, 2008
Get the long range titmug. another word for people who try to get involved with members of the opposite sex by use of the internet only (see: e-game, internet game)
typically used by lames who can't talk to a female in person
typically used by lames who can't talk to a female in person
Joree: So, are you gonna spit game at that girl you think looks cute?
Weak Dude: Yeah man
Joree: You gonna talk to her or what?
Weak Dude: Naw, I gotta get her screen name first
Joree: Damn, you're on that long range pimpin'
Weak Dude: Yeah man
Joree: You gonna talk to her or what?
Weak Dude: Naw, I gotta get her screen name first
Joree: Damn, you're on that long range pimpin'
by Joree August 11, 2008
Get the long range pimpin'mug. Mate 2 "Hi, I haven't seen you for years" "Looks like you've put a bit on in the front" "Looks like a pot belly"
Mate 1 "Nar" It's what I call, a Long Range Fuel Tank" "It cost me a fortune, an' all" "It took a lot of time & effort to install"
Mate 2 "Yeh" "It looks like it, when I get to your age I'll probably have one installed as well"
Mate 1 "Nar" It's what I call, a Long Range Fuel Tank" "It cost me a fortune, an' all" "It took a lot of time & effort to install"
Mate 2 "Yeh" "It looks like it, when I get to your age I'll probably have one installed as well"
by Bobwin April 04, 2012
Get the Long Range Fuel Tankmug. by Polar_ArtzAlot July 21, 2019
Get the Far long range weaponmug. A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.
Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"
P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"
P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024
Get the Long Range Sprinklermug. When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely
by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017
Get the Long range angry dolphinmug.