Friend: "Hey man, that girl keeps looking over here. You should see if she wants to check out your apartment."
You: "I can't. Sarah and I had a commitment talk before she left. We have a long distance relationship now."
Friend: "But she's in California... probably fucking another guy."
You: "Yeah..."
You: "I can't. Sarah and I had a commitment talk before she left. We have a long distance relationship now."
Friend: "But she's in California... probably fucking another guy."
You: "Yeah..."
by Krumplestumple March 27, 2010
Having a sexual relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to touch each other at all. Cheaper than marriage.
Me: You look tired.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.
by Acebes August 27, 2006
Theoretical construct to continue having sex with someone who is hot but lives far away and is not worth moving for, but is worth visiting from time to time for a change from all the regular sex you are getting.
Dude 1: I heard Stacey moved away to go to university, sucks for you.
Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.
Dude 1: I like your style.
Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.
Dude 1: I like your style.
by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011
The beginning of a very long break up.
by joynessrocks August 8, 2009
Something that mostly happens to teens( and adults) that involves in making an emotional connection that lives a great distance away from them. These situations usually end in tragedy but they also end in a happy ending( this rarely happens)
Chad: " yo you know i'm in a relationship"
john: " you know that long distance relationship don't last right?"
Chad: " shut the fuck up i'm lonely"
john: " you know that long distance relationship don't last right?"
Chad: " shut the fuck up i'm lonely"
by sad_boy_hours September 28, 2018
1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.
2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.
2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.
Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"
Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"
Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"
Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"
Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"
Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"
Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"
by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009
by TheMadNecro October 15, 2017