lones

One who hunts at nightfall, usually for young, innocent virgins.

I cant go running now! Lones is on the prowl!

by Ingles Resident October 3, 2006

Lones

A pepega that spends way too much time analyzing something pointless.

Damn dude you wasted your time. You really are a Lones.

by Jouk Hans November 23, 2021

Lones

A word that has so much meaning yet so little. Lones is a name to nearly no one but it is a name that changes many. It is not pronounced as you would Jones... but by actually saying an s instead of a z. Lones is a legacy, it comes from hardworking, strong, stubborn, funny people who earn their name as Lones. Lones the name I am proud to have

Lones is a name not many have, but I am proud I do.

by Lauren - Grace April 27, 2022

Lones Bonus

That extra inch or two, (either in length or girth) that comes with being a Lones.

Megan married Spanky for that "Lones Bonus."

by #8765309 September 7, 2018

Neomu Lonely

Neomu lonely is a popular catchphrase by a famous K-pop idol, Lucas NCT. This catchphrase usually use by people who was having a trainee period but at the same time, your friend named Mark Lee debuted first and debuted again and again.

Example:

Lucas: I trained with Mark.

Mark: WHEEZE

Lucas: but he debuted first

Mark: WHEEZE

Lucas: neomu lonely

Mark: WHEEZE

by Cactus hoe December 17, 2020

Bus Lines in Israel

A phenomenon of pushing, shoving and cutting in line that may cause the inexperienced to feel that this may be the last bus, to anywhere, ever and that societal norms have ceased to be relevant. A feeling of dizziness, frustration and the beginnings of a rare psychological disorder may occur. This phenomenon happens regardless of how many people are in line or how empty the bus is. If one listens closley, the silent screams of non-Israelis can be heard as they are herded to the side of the line.

Alex, going for his first shabbat in Jerusalem, got to the Beer Sheva bus station early Friday morning and was happy to see that the platform for his bus was mostly empty. Relieved that his friends had been wrong about the Bus lines in Israel, Alex got in line and waited. When the bus arrived, Alex noticed an elderly woman coming towards him from the side. Alex thought to himself, "I'll offer to let her go on first." Without notice, she simply walked in front of him and then signalled to the rest of her family, laying in wait, to join her. Suddenly Alex felt himself being pushed to the floor as little kids kicked him out of the way to run onto the completely empty bus. As he tried to get up, the boots of soldiers, just let off base for the weekend trampled him and forced their way onto the bus. "Ugh! Fine I'll just wait for the next bus" thought Alex to himself. Afterall, it was only 8 in the morning and he had plenty of time to get to to Jerusalem. Alex never made it to Jerusalem for Shabbat.

by SquishyFeces March 27, 2011

Lonely nigga hours

Starts at 2:00 AM and ends on 4:15 AM for us lonely niggas with no gf or just basically feel alone in the world.

"I am an active member of Lonely nigga hours"

by A Lonely nigga October 22, 2017