London broil

This is large brown steaming hot terd digested out of your ass in one solid titanic of a floater or sinker, after not shitting for a couple days.

I swear my kid just shit a London broil! How did something that size even get out of him and I wonder if I need to cut back on the grilled cheese and fruit snacks?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

London Broil

To have sex with someone in a tanning bed.

London Broil: To have sex with someone in a tanning bed.

by firefighterzak1 March 31, 2010

London Broil

When one person deficates into the mouth of another as a sexual act.

The London Broil that he gave me tasted like old corn.

by Jefangle October 24, 2003

London Broil Steak

an orgasmic filet steak soaked in salad dressing and cooked on the grill

My mom makes the best london broil steak ever

by ClumzyChick May 17, 2009

london broils

beef curtains

that bitch had some london broils!

by kitty d December 14, 2010

london broiler

A varience of the London Fog Horn only the recipient is made aware of the act before hand as to prepare by having a lighter handy. When the manufacturer of the London Fog Horn preforms his task (farts in her mouth)the woman keeps the gas in her mouth only to light the lighter in front of her face and exhale the flamible substance onto the lighter, which creates a flame of biblical proportions.

Man, when that bitch did the "London Broiler" last night, she stunk up my room with the smell of my own burnt ass hair!

by Billy Bingham November 9, 2006

london broiler

When two females have sex with a double ended dildo while it is lit on fire.
Or, for a variation (if possible):
Two females have sex with a crumpet lit on fire, and then pour hot tea on eachother.

Oh man, those chicks did the london broiler and now they're in the hospital!

by Jello March 22, 2005