lolks

'lolks' was a word created by jake cartwright
He has made other words such as 'trollocks' and 'trolks'
They all mean the same thing, like LOL, LMFAO, ROFL etc.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dunno
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE, lolks.

by mcmcmcmcmcmmcmcmcmc September 3, 2012

Christine locks

A feature found on many newer cars in which the doors lock automatically either when the car is put in gear or when it reaches a certain speed, reminiscent of the car in the Stephen King book/movie "Christine"

My girlfriend is really claustrophobic and whenever we go anywhere in my car she always freaks out as soon as the Christine locks engage.

by SKY_DOG September 5, 2011

Bookend Lols

When you're texting your friend replying with a lol, and then continue on with your own comment and/or joke, and add another lol at the end for emphasis.

Bobby: Yo did you watch last night's episode of American Crime Story? Shit was bananas.

Suraya: Lol yeah it was good, but I still hate David Schwimmer lol.

Bobby: Them bookend lols can't stop won't stop.

by ColonelMustard24 August 1, 2016

lolsacks

A general term of amusement.

John: I tripped over my Pokeball the other day.
Robert: Lolsacks.

by XenoPistach March 25, 2008

lockstepping

Gutless, mindless adherence to a cookie cutter norm devised to prevent independent thought and individuality.

We will see a lot of lockstepping among the younger, less powerful and less outspoken clinical staff.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

Juvia Lockster

A semi-main character of Fairy Tail and a water mage. Starting off as an enemy to the main characters, she later reformed and joined their guild. She has an obsessive crush on Gray Fullbuster and also considers Loke a reasonable shipping partner for Lucy (in other words, she's cool AF)

"Although we may defeat our enemies, the mages of Fairy Tail would never take their lives." -Juvia Lockster

by CrystalJustice July 31, 2016

Raven locks

Dark hair. Could be a refrence to the Witcher 3 song "Wolven storm" describing Yennefer.

"To dream of raven locks entwisted, stormy
Of violet eyes, glistening as you weep"

by Common edgy name September 12, 2018