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LOL Noob XD 

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LOL Noob XD is when u are running out of things to say so you just say LOL Noob XD it can also be used i your bio on anything.
Guy 1: well at least i didnt fart during my presentaition

Everybody: ohhhhhh he really just got shit on

Guy 2: LOL Noob XD
Everybody OHHHHHHHHHH MY MAN YOU WENT TOO FAR ON THIS ONE DAAAAAAIMN.
LOL Noob XD by Temp0 October 21, 2020
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Lol xD Noob 

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A way to describe a inexperienced player.

A way to laugh at a inexperienced player
Person 1: I just destroyed this noob.
Person 2: Haha Lol xD Noob, he must be so bad.
Lol xD Noob by ShElnes March 3, 2021
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countrypolitan 

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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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