log on the fire 

When you meet a drunk girl at a bar or club and you go back to her room for a one night stand, after you have sex with her and she passes out, you shit in her panties so when she wakes up in the morning itching herself she thinks she shit herself.

Ian took that girl home and gave her a log on the fire.

log on the fire by AintTelin August 25, 2006

Putting a log on the fire 

the act of defecating on a red heads bush during or after intercourse.

Tom: How did it go with that red head Teresa last night?
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah

Putting a log on the fire by CM Billingsworth July 6, 2011

Throw another log on the fire 

When you've clogged the toilet with shit and you have to shit again before you successfully clear the first clog

I know we haven't been able to flush that toilet in days but I'm about to throw another log on the fire

Throw another log on the fire by Richard Penis January 9, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016