The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.

The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.

40-foot-high girl-scout after my t'ree-fi'ty. Once captured by Mr. Burns to win back popularity.

A gargantuan turd of epic proportions that is long enough to actually stick out of the water like the head of the 'real' loch ness monster. (Must be a solitary log-type poop)

An extremely long dump that is so large that the head pokes up out of the water in the toilet bowl, while the body remains submerged, much like photographs that claim to show the infamous Nessie.

The key difference between a floater and a LNM is that only the head shows on the water's surface with a LNM, whereas a floater's entire body floats on the surface.

when a man's erection sticks out of the water halfways

My Step-Dad and Step-Brother's Penis'.