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Little Caesar 

Pompous busybody who stands up during meetings to publicly embarrass themselves by giving passionate but utterly false and/or idiotic speeches. They're also very bossy and always have opinions about subjects they know nothing about.
Clem: Elaine turned into Little Caesar this morning and started ranting about the change in the dress code policy, so the others all started throwing half-eaten bagels at her.
Little Caesar by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006
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Little Caesar

When you pack a slice of pizza in a man’s anus and then eat him out.
Ozzy gave me an amazing Little Caesar last night.
Little Caesar by Swungbydiddy February 8, 2026

Little Caesar's 

The worst possible pizza you can eat, it's dry, it's tasteless, it's CRAP
Save your money, and go to a real pizza restaurant like Pizza Hut, or any independent pizza restaurant you know
Little Caesar's by Saints September 21, 2003

Little Caesar's 

Fast Food Mexican Pizza Franchise. Bite, bite, sip, sip, it's the deep dish combo mambo. It's what for lunch.
What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with...
Little Caesar's.
Little Caesar's by Dagodfada88 December 21, 2014

Little Caesar’s Hand Job 

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank

little caesars 

Little caesar's is a discount pizza chain that embraces environmentalism by using recycled car tires as an eco friendly alternative to pizza crust
Little caesars is the, dollar tree of pizza chains
little caesars by v8thunderbird February 6, 2015

Jimin from little Caesars

Jimin from little Caesars Gave me the wrong sauce