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Lapatunieus 

(1) Sexually orientated; la-pa-toon-ias: A term used to describe the simletaneous penetration of two penises in the anus of a female. The word originally derived from a Pornographic scene from a 'hardcore' film. The line "lets put two in the ass" was delivered in such an incohent way it sounded like a word of its own. Thus spawned the use of the word Lapatuniues.

(2) Another term for 'etc.'
Example for (1)

"That girl sitting there looks like the type that does some lapatunieus."

Example for (2)

I've got so many books to read, plus I got to sort out all the lapatunieus I get from my bedrins.
Lapatunieus by Bounga September 30, 2006

Ligature 

A letter (Æ or Œ) that are combinations of letters. They are intermediates between a and e or o and e.
Ligatures are cool
Ligature by yeltsA kciR June 1, 2021
Slang for oral sex on a woman's vulva. Code for cunninlingus, cunny liptus, shortened to liptus. Many times used in place of calling someone a cunt especially when in public where cussing would be frowned upon.
I'm going to see liptus tonight.
Why don't go with liptus over there?
Liptus by RCA Man September 7, 2005

Lipautomo 

Lipautomo is a word that is used for dissing others that talk to much.
Dude, Robert is lipautomo he won't shut up.
Lipautomo by Sellity January 9, 2020

Octopussy Lipatitus 

An oral disease of the mouth transmitted through the XX chromosomes. Females can transmit the infection to other females but males are not affected because they do not have the XX chromosomes. The disease looks like Octopus tentacles on the lips.
She went down on her girlfriend and it fucked her whole shit up! She had Octopussy Lipatitus for like 2 weeks.
Octopussy Lipatitus by Scoone July 20, 2018

lipstuck 

Past tense of lipstick; when you have put on lipstick, you are lipstuck.
-Are you ready to go out?
-Yeah Ive got my freakum dress on and I'm lipstuck so let's go!
lipstuck by s4ndr4 April 20, 2011