lingbo

A faggot that spams the nigger word in every conversation she takes apart in. She has the tism and is 100 percent autistic with many other disabilities, such as being ass at volleyball, can't play fortnite, and has zero athletic ability.

That person is being such a Lingbo , I think we should jump them

by Zekken903 April 21, 2024

Sexting Lingo

Sexing lingo is used when sexters are too damn lazy to type the real thing. Mostly used by lazy ass teens that are trying to be sexy or trying to keep the stupid shit away from they're parents or teachers. The sexting always gets out in the end but nobody gives a shit enough to try and decipher the sexting lingo.

Many parents are afraid because they don't know Sexting Lingo but it doesn't really matter because most kids don't know it either.

by oceancats February 13, 2017

Neville Longbottomed

When a non-attractive person goes through puberty and becomes very attractive as a result.

First seen on Tumblr and Imgur, this term refers to Matthew Lewis's battle and victory over puberty.

"Have you seen Lisa since grade school?"
"No I have not, she really Neville Longbottomed. Damn."

"I was staying at my friend's house when her brother who I haven't seen in years walks in to say hello. I was in shock, as he Neville Longbottomed."

by Jamie McCrimmon August 25, 2013

Longboon

1: A square who hangs around the streets in the early morning.

2: A clumsy or foolish person.

1: "Did you see that guy? What a longboon!"

2: "Why didn't you ask someone for directions you longboon!"

by Breeze3ze August 2, 2011

Longbottom Leaf

The finest pipe-weed in all of South Farthing

Merry: Say Pippin, what's that you got there?
Pippin: Well Merry, only the finest weed in all of South-Farthing.
Merry: Longbottom leaf?! You might want me to try it first, just to make sure it's not "coughs" poisoned or anything"

by Frodo son of Drogo April 16, 2011

Lingo Impaired

Lingo impaired
To be limited in your ability or to be completely unable to speak, understand or write in the linguistic stylings of other peoples and cultures.

To be ebonically handicapped is to be lingo impaired.

by Dragonlady58 December 11, 2020

Neville Longbottom

To get significantly more attractive after going through the process of puberty.

Origin stems from Harry Potter, where the character Neville Longbottom (actor: Matthew Lewis) went from a dumpling shaped (but very sweet) 11 year-old to a daaaamn fine (and still very sweet) 25 year-old today.

The word was popularised by tumblr usage as both a noun and a verb.

Me looking in the mirror: I'd better Neville Longbottom by the time I get to uni, or I'm going to die alone. :/
Person returning home from uni: Is that...? Is that Susan?! Well she certainly Neville Longbottomed.
Person referring to their boyfriend: Nah, I'm not gonna break up with him. Yeah he's kinda pudgy, bit fingers crossed he'll do a Neville Longbottom!

by ICantThinkOfAUsername June 29, 2015