ling ling

an interesting prodigy that practices 40 hours a day.

sacrilegious boi: i can play 15 notes a second
edwina (asian mom): i saw ling ling's mother the other day. she said ling ling already doctor la! he practice 72 hours a day! What are you doing!? HUH!?

by interesting prodigy March 28, 2019

ling ling

A person of asian origin or legacy.

There are currently more than 3,879,000,000 ling ling people spread around the globe!

by NightfallUD December 24, 2010

ling ling

ling ling is someone asian / chinese. some asians get offended by it and some don’t really care so just watch how you use it. It can be racist sometimes.

non chinese person: “hey ling ling”
chinese person: “don’t call me that”

by dhdnalpeornrbt October 14, 2019

ling ling

baby talk for "penis".

My "ling ling" is burning...

by mr. buggaloo October 02, 2004

ling ling

hannah and kyley...cuz we never forgot our bling bling if you know what i mean

ling ling you walk by crazy nail and no say hi meeee!!!

by hannah December 21, 2004

ling ling

ricegums sister

My sister ling ling is getting bullied!

by EndedTheory January 17, 2018

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.

I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!

by earthlingalien January 26, 2019