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lifesuck 

Lifesuck - Noun or Pronoun. Lifesuck is extreme situational unpleasentness that results in elongated or possibly everlasting suckiness. A state of mind involving impending situational suckiness.
My lifesuck of a job is really pissing me off. These student loans are a lifesuck debt. My medical condition doesnt allow me to engage in sex; I have a lifesuck sexlife. My boss is a lifesuck. My lifesuck commute would be better if i didnt have to drive 45 minutes to work.
lifesuck by Ishias Chance May 22, 2008
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The ultimate expression of life’s unfortunate events. Haven't you heard? No-one gets out alive. Life Sux!
“Most people think life sux, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sux, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.”
- Denis Leary
Life Sux by Tom Smythe December 26, 2011
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Lifesuckerlovers 

A person that intentionally feeds on your hurt and pain to make them feel some kind of beat in there own heart. Like sucking your soul and swearing it's in a scripture. No compassion or love for anyone. They would hand you a knife and say I told you not to do it. Getting rocks off on a person misery and not caring if that person loves them or anyone else loves them. Curel intention on someone that has a heart.
Those lifesuckerlovers was running with there souls.
Lifesuckerlovers by Truthnut June 14, 2020

lifesexual 

adjective:
A person who can grasp the concept of a third eye
A grey area thinker but who is neither right or wrong
Someone who can pull facts from both sides of a subject without degrading or disrespecting a though or idea
Not to be confused with bias because with bias usually comes pull to one side or another
Clara isnt defined by struggles in life because she doesn't see in either black or white, she doesn't see simplicity nor madness because she is a lifesexual ,
lifesexual by LuzClaritaaa January 6, 2018

Lifesuccess 

an aspiration; an accomplishment; a way of life; a blissful existence.

happiness fulfilment bliss life-satisfaction contentment prosper thrive wellbeing
I have finally achieved lifesuccess, and have never felt happier.
Lifesuccess by BrianB-TLCC April 25, 2020

Lifesexual 

In love with life and only life
No I'm not gay I'm 'lifesexual'
Lifesexual by Lifesadbro February 5, 2021

Lifesuccess 

To master the art and science of self-empowerment and transformation (in order) to build a successful life for yourself.
Lifesuccess is the greatest aspiration and accomplishment that one can achieve.
Lifesuccess by BrianB-TLCC September 27, 2025