Life Baiting

When you're scrolling reels and people keep posting about their amazing europe trip, or their 6am yoga sessions, or their perfect family etc

Instagram just won't stop life baiting me rn, I just want to sit inside and eat cheetos

by OrganicGodSlayer September 7, 2025

We're biting for your life

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.

Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!

by QuacksO December 5, 2017

likebaiting

Posting things on social media because you know everyone will like it.

I was totally likebaiting when I posted a picture of my mom on Mother's Day.

I changed my status to "engaged", because likebaiting.

by KevoTheMighty May 12, 2013