liceca 

To be of a different gender that your significant other

Jonathan is a liceca he hates being around his girlfriend.

liceca by Insiderjokesternnn March 4, 2022

Limecat 

The ultimate god of cats everywhere. His head is capped by a natural outgrowth known as the "Mystic Rind", which originally was a solid lime. During the epic battle with Clock Spider, several gashes were rent into the lime, creating a bang-like effect. Limecat responded by chewing off the Clock Spider's ninth leg and cast it into the sky, where it became the God of most religions.
Limecat is seldom pleased, and only his priests have ever seen him do anything more than frown and glare. He has an illegitimate kitten, Linecat, who is marked by his lack of hair apart from his head and paws.

Limecat is our lord and savior. All hail Limecat.

Limecat by The High Priest of Limecat February 27, 2004

lifecation 

An ostentatious lifestyle in which physical location isn't important, facilitated by mobile technologies, allowing one to travel as much as they like. This is different from a vacation in that one must still tend to their income-generating responsibilities.

Tim: "Where's Ben?"
Alexi: "He's on lifecation."
Tim: "Huh?"
Alexi: "Yeah, he's on his yacht in the Mediterranean for 6 months doing all his consulting over a satellite connection!"
Tim: "That sly bastard."

lifecation by Alexi_K December 25, 2007

Lincecainism 

A religion developed in the 21st century naming Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as Gods in SF Giants uniforms. Lincecainism has continued to grow rapidly in the Western culture and among Giants fans everywhere. Lincecainists believe the SF Giants are above and beyond any major league sports team. They also believe that Lincecum and Cain have been sent from the heavens to carry the Giants to victory. The Church of Lincecainism is believed to be in the planning stages. While the exact location of this church is still unknown, Lincecainists continue their worship in the comfort of their own homes and occasionally at a local sports bar.

Lincecainsim is always accepting new members in their beliefs.

It is proven that Lincecainism helps manage the stress of game losses.

Lincecainism by seastar831 September 5, 2009

Limecat 

The Limecat knows all;

The Limecat is not pleased.

"I was almost shot today, thank god the Limecat deflected the bullet with his helmet."

Limecat by Caly December 13, 2003

Limecake

Noun: Describes a homosexual male who is very flamboyant and open about their sexuality, and usually has short centrally spiked hair.

"Ever since Todd came out of the closet, he has been quite the little limecake."

Limecake by Lightzeaka June 24, 2012

Limecat 

Destroyer of Clockspider and his evil followers. Limecat is the one true god, the god of all. If you defy Limecat, he is known to give you the Frown of Doom which leads to decomposition of the penis. Limecat may also give you the Glare of Justice, which he was known to give to Clockspider before biting off his ninth leg. All hail Limecat, king of the universe, king of cats everywhere. He also uses pedigree.

Those who defy Limecat will come to know what life is like penisless.

Limecat by Chris Cohen April 22, 2005