Joshua Liang

A person with a forehead that reaches to the heavens.

And of course, with a macro-forehead comes a micro-penis
At the same time, he is as dumb as a doornail.

Most importantly, he loves girls from China.
He may be gentle and neat in public but not so in his bedroom
Last but not least he's a comically senseless, brainless, idiotic, simple, ignorant, shallow, ill-advised, imprudent, witless, irrational, inane, ridiculous, mindless, ludicrous wanker
Therefore, most of the time, Joshua Liang's cannot be taken seriously.

"Damn look at that guy's forehead! He must like girls from China!"
"Must be one of those Joshua Liang's"

by Swee Hoon March 19, 2019

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Zhuge Liang

Tactician, and later, Prime Minister of Shu, who lived during the Romance of the Three Kingdoms era. He proves his genius through his numerous schemes throughout the intrepid period, such as predicting the winds at Chi Bi and predicting the foundation of the Three Kingdoms, as well as his southward campaigns. Dies of fatigue during one of his northern campaigns in his late 50s, leaving the Shu kingdom to Liu Chan, who later destroys his father's goal to recreate the Han dynasty.

by CharlesManson October 21, 2003

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Zhuge Liang

Also Known as the Sleeping Dragon. Kickass guy who helped Lui Bei and Liu Chan (Or something) rule the shu-han empire which was later fucked up after his death.

Dying Father: ugh....son...please promise that you'll look after the glue factory even when I'm dead.

Rascal Son: No way, I'm fucking it up. Then I'm going to kill a prostitute.

Dying Father: Arhg! I feel like Zhuge Liang must've felt....

Rascal Son: Shut up, I dun' care...

by Elmd0r October 28, 2004

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