A frustrating situation when after feeding a guy booze and listening to him talk about himself all night at the bar, you get him home and as you take off his pants you're dissapointed to find that he has a teeny tiny penis.
Steve: "I thought I'd picked up a good fuck for the night then I suffered Lunchbox Letdown."
Love and passion personified into a single human being. When compassion, intelligence, wit, empathy, warmth, sensuality, fire, creativity, vision, magic, and a small amount of unicorn dust is combined into a singleperfect soul.
I've met the man I'm going to marry. He's everything to me and the world's most perfect man. He's my Leto.
A lunchbag letdown occurs when something you had been looking forward to turns out to be far worse than originally anticipated.
The term originates in the lunchroom (be it school or office or otherwise) where after a long hard day someone sits down with their lunchbag hoping for something tasty. Instead they find something unappetizing, whether it be the wrong lunch, it's moldy, it's cold, or any other multitude of problems.
After such a situation, it can be said that your lunchbag was indeed a let down.
She’s that one shy ass girl that you don’t talk to, but when you get to know her...dang she fucking crazy, she would honestly beat your ass if you talk shit about her, sarcastic and funny, she also has light brown eyes
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).