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pertaining to or A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things. On top of this, a letto will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand.

Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. She will give him a sympathy fuck either because someone asked her to or she just has to fuck everyone she knows. These are great people, and without them sex crimes would definitly increase. Thank you slut, where ever you are.
"Yea that girl is dtf for sure she's a letto."
"how letto of you"
Letto by DaTruthhrtz March 29, 2009
Short for Stelleto shoes
Shs 5'5"... 5'9". Its the Letto.
letto by Zag May 16, 2004

si va a letto 

"si va a letto" it's an expression used to describe the exact moment in which you are going to take a nap, or most likely, you are going to sleep.
"ma ora che si fa?"
"si va a letto!/si va a lettuccio!/ci si va a riposa!"

like letter 

a letter drafted to someone in order to tell them what you appreciate about them, what their flaws are, and how you like them anyway.

it differs from a love letter in that it doesn't have to be sweet or romantic. a like letter can be just as easily given between friends as SOs. the important thing is to be genuine and honest and not let your emotions cloud things the way they might with a love letter.

note: reactions may vary.
i gave a like letter to valerie the other day and she hugged/slapped/kissed/laughed at me. i think it went pretty well.
like letter by puzzlin April 15, 2020

5k1 letter 

a letter sent to the judge from the us attorney asking to depart from mandatory guidelines due to their cooperation with the government
Conspiracy to disturb meth is a mandatory 10 years but with proffering session a 5k1 letter
John helped create 2 fresh indictments so they agreed to put him on a 4 person indictment instead if he cooperated. He’s still in county while agents continuously pound him with “What do you have for me now?”
5k1 letter by connierobinsonkc December 31, 2022

letter of anal marque

permission to be a butt pirate.

a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.
obama got a letter of anal marque so he divorced michelle
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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