A piece of superstitious text that is more like bullshit than bullshit itself. People who believe in Chain Letters are either very religious or very superstitious. (Seriously, these FuckHeads have no fricken lives!)
Chain Letter - "Send this letter around to 50 people and you will be kissed by the love of your life tomorrow! If you don't a man will appear by your bed tonight and slit your throat" What a load of Crap!
by TheCynicalNinja July 17, 2008
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Something "red letter" (as in the famous lyric from Aladdin) is something that deserves extra attention.

It originates from when Bibles were printed with the words spoken by Jesus printed in red to stand out from the black.
"Every turn a surprise, every moment red letter"
by sarahbot April 3, 2016
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Something created to scare people by telling them something bad will happen if they don't send it to the desired amount of people. It is sent on by stupid vunerable people.
A recent example:

Sorry dont open in front of parents 5 ppl acually got killed by not sending this this piece of mail the creator of this mail has a program that will track down everyone who sent this and whoever that didnt send this will die cuz this program can actually track down ur address Send this to 15 people
no send bks

(How does the writer know that it has killed 5 people before he/she has even sent it?)
by Arran January 9, 2005
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one of the best songs in the universe like lil durk need his dick sucked from the back for this song .
you heard expedite this letter?
girl yeah that shut heat omm !
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A) Term used to describe a heart-warming notice from United States customs. Informs you that your illegal product has been seized. <3
B) An emotional document written to express a fondness, passion, or otherwise appreciation.
I ordered 1,000 xanax bars and the fucking dea kept it leaving me a love letter.
by kefka September 26, 2006
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To fill time between jobs by furiously writing letters and sending out cv's.
I am trying to make my first feature film so am now on a crazy letter-bender trying to apply for every funding opportunity going.

I'm sure you'll get a good job by going on a letter bender.
by GIADA D. March 5, 2007
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A letter that is generally written by a friend to a friend who is travelling by plane. This letter is to be read on the plane for entertainment.
I wrote a plane letter for my friend who is travelling to Mexico.
by sayulitaa March 30, 2009
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