lemonlaw

After 5 minutes of a first date, you decide that he or she just isn't worth the rest of your time. To lemonlaw a date, simply say
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to lemonlaw you."
And walk out.

Bob: So then I took my eleven cats and I-
Betty:I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to lemonlaw you.

lemonlaw by Dagona February 24, 2007

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lemon law

In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.

Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-

Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!

lemon law by Alex Long February 11, 2006

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lemon law • lemonlaid • lemonlamp • the lemon law

the lemon law

the rule that says that you are allowed to walk away any time during the first 3 minuites of a date.

i went on a date with this chick but after two and a half minuites of her non stop talking i lemon lawed her. (lemon lawed = to use the lemon law on)

That lemon law totally saved me from a this monobrowed chick

the lemon law by The Graham November 23, 2009

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lemonlamp

A lemonlamp is someone who is a fake fan of Why Don’t We. They are the “fans” who like to cause drama, and negativity in the limelight fandom. Lemonlamps either like to cause drama, or hate on Why Don’t We, or do anything that is hurtful to them, or to the limelights

Us limelights ain’t got no time to deal with their negativity.

Becky: Omg, did you hear that Corbyn Besson did this? I’m so mad at him. He is also the worst singer in Why Don’t We too.

Jacquelyn: Well Becky, I suggest you just shut the freak up, because you’re nothing more than a lemonlamp, and your negative opinions don’t matter to me. Limelights will rule forever!

lemonlamp by Jonahhh Maraisss Wifeyyy February 11, 2019