Lemon Tea

The art of urinating in a females mouth and thereafter dipping your ballsack into the mouth. Possibly to cure a minor illness e.g the flu.
Gerry: Man, my girlfriends had such a bad case of flu recently, it sucks man.

Bernado: Judith? Ahhh man, just give her the old lemon tea, clear that illness up in no time.

Gerry: Oh yeah, awesome, thanks Benardo man.
by brfczander November 10, 2010
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Lemon Tea

1. A very good artist that goes by Lemon Tea on Amino

2. Tea with the presumable taste of Lemon

3. Tea with a Lemon on the side

4. A very hot being and/or goddess
1. Lemon Tea is really good!

2. This Lemon Tea is Delicious

3. I don't really like the Lemon on my Lemon Tea

4. God, Id kill to fuck Lemon Tea.
by Lemons Thighs February 08, 2019
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Bitter Lemon Tea

When a man inserts is fist into his ass and begins to urinate while having either Chlamydia or Gonorrhea.
Man - " I just found out I had chlamydia yesterday, so I went for a Bitter Lemon Tea."
by Mizter Fizter December 11, 2016
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Peat Lemon Tea

Magic mushroom tea, made to taste better by adding a liberal dose of lemon juice.
Just dossed up a batch of Peat Lemon Tea, would you like some Tennyson?
by The Mads November 25, 2020
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Lemon Tek tea

Le•mon Tek tea

lemən ˈtɛk ti/

Def.: a mixture of Shroom tea¹ and Lemon Tek²

¹ Shroom tea: a beverage made with mushrooms containing Psilocybin

² Lemon Tek: a process that uses dried Shrooms, chopped or ground up, and mixed with lemon juice
That Lemon Tek tea is so good I don't think I ̡͓̭͉͍̀̾̀̾͗͠ͅ ̴̤̱̦̥̽͠c̴͇̥̠̋̒̀͋͂̕o ̼̰͛̈́͛̀͒͠͠u ̺̮͙̲͚̼̓l̶͚͔̝̻͉̪̭͑̀̌͝ḏ̴̡͆ ̶̖̌̓͑̎d ̧͔̥͌͐̋̌̕͘r̴̪̀̿̃̎͆̑i̴̺̐̚̕͝͠n̶̝̿̈́̒ķ̵̜̦̹̱̗́ ̵̺̟̯͂̇a̴̢͍̗̰̙̰̦͌̀͋̅n ̞̲̙̪̫͚̙͒̔̑̑͝͠ò̵̡͇̰̊̓̄̒̒ṭ̶͌h̴̖͕͌̿͒̉͝e ̢̹͖̳̠̓r̶̮͛̈́̓ ̥̝̝̿̒͠c ̎ͅu̴̺̩̳͑̓̑̄̈́̆̚p ̥̫̳͔̥͑̄͐̽̃̚
by TheTallestPsychonaut August 22, 2021
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Lemon Ice Tea

A lemon ice tea occurs during anal intercourse. The male will urinate inside his partner's rectum. The partner will proceed to stand up while the male fetches a cup and collects the dripping urine. He then will give the cup to his partner to drink.
After an exhausting spout of anal sex, Ron made Kelly a refreshing glass of lemon ice tea.
by Ronny Cordova January 13, 2007
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Lemon ice tea

When you take a piss and then a shit, the shit will take the yellowness from the piss and turn it brown making it look like lemon ice tea.
Gee I really needed to take a piss, and then shit came out as well which made the toilet water look like lemon ice tea.
by CunnyFunt98 May 22, 2018
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