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someone who is short and fat as shit.
lehane by swinley June 30, 2008
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To cut ones own hair to the result of being a look alike of the Jigsaw Killer.
I didn't have a costume for halloween, so I did a Lehane.
Lehane by Zed Jenkens December 2, 2009
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Faith Lehane 

A character from WB/UPN's "Buffy The Vampire Slayer". Sometimes called the "The Third Slayer" or the "Dark Slayer" or "Rogue Slayer" She loves the life of slaying too much and accidentally killed the Mayor's Deputy, went to jail for it. Helped Buffy Summers defeat "The First" Location currently unkown due to Sunnydale a "crater"

Is a playable character in the video game "Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds" and has appeared as a cameo in occassional "Buffy" and "Angel" novels & episodes.
You: "Which Slayer do you like best? Buffy Summers or Faith Lehane?"
Me: "I like both. Buffy for her wit, Faith for her kick-ass-take-no-prisoners attitude."
You: *smirks* "Five by Five girlfriend!"
Faith Lehane by Lisa Parnell December 29, 2007
A complex, multicultural word with many meanings. According to the Celts, it is a name bestowed upon a most cherished lake in Kilarney: as in "Lough Leane- the lake of Learning. According to the French Le ane means "the ass." Usually a name given to a female. She is as unique as her name, fiercely independent, a great lover of all things creative and curiuos. She loves laughter. A lot. A Leane has an impish side and enjoys causing chaos then running away. Like a little Buddha figurine she does her work, leaves her influence, then moves on to the next project leaving droplets of cosmic confusion in her wake. A Leane has so many layers it is often difficult to get to her core. This makes a Leane feel like no one ever understands her yet she understands all. She is an enchantress and casts her spell on everyone she meets. Matter of fact spellbinder would be a synonym for Leane. Be sure to befriend a Leane when you meet one, you will gain a friend that cares about you more than you would ever know. They are approachable but make sure you leave a mirrors and shiny objects behind. Make sure you offer a Leane homemade cookies, or red wine (unless, of course they are under the age of 21 in the USA). Beware, however, the spelling. Not all Leanes are alike and are often mistaken for Leigh-anns or Leannes. Less than 1% of all women in the world are Leanes so if you find one there might be a leprechaun nearby with a pot of gold, and of course, a rainbow.
synonym: spellbinder
If you talk to that girl and you start to levitate, take this antidote, most likely she was a Leane.
Leane by oreossleeping February 6, 2010

Lebanese President

Fictional character
My favourite fictional characters are spiderman and the lebanese president
Lebanese President by Jikssssss February 4, 2021

Lesane Parish Crooks 

Aka Tupac Amaru Shakur

Tupac was a very famous rapper who was assasinated in 1996. Hits: Brendas' Got A Baby","Stricly For My Niggaz", "Breathin", "White Man's World"
Rest In Peace Lesane.
RIP
Tupac Amaru Shakur
1971-1996
In The Event Of My Demise
when my heart can beat no more
I hope i die for a principal
or a beleif that i have lived for
I will die before my time
because i already feel the shadows depth
so much i wanted to accomplish
before i reached my death
I have come to grips with the
possibility
and wiped the last tears from my eyez
I loved all who were positive
IN THE EVENT OF MY DEMISE
- Tupac Shakur
Tupac Amaru Shakur OR Lesane Parish Crooks

lebanese cake 

it's when someone puts on a table while sitting (in a restaurant, bar, any public place will do) a packet of :
Marlboro, in top of it, his mobile phone and on top a Zippo lighter.
Lebanese guy 1: "Man, please, watch my LEBANESE CAKE, i need to go to the bathroom"

Lebanese guy 2: "OK man, don't worry!"
lebanese cake by B-Side & B_LoW February 21, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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