Someone (usually elderly) that refuses to accept smartphones and move forward with the rest of the world; however still takes advantage of the smartphone by asking someone else to do it for them.
Can you get directions on your phone
Can you look up ...... on ...... for ME
You are a smartphone leech!
Can you look up ...... on ...... for ME
You are a smartphone leech!
by **NecroKiller** February 18, 2019
Last night in the dark this girl was fucking and sucking my cock like a hose hound, and when we were done there was still blood at the base of the shaft of my penis. I'm pretty sure I got leech head!
by MCTAHOE July 02, 2011
by Dr. Delarney November 17, 2019
Someone who likes to hang with you just to smoke your weed. May ask to "borrow a bud" from time to time, but seldom returns the favor.
Dude 1: Hey look at this nice bud, you wanna smoke some?
Dude 2: Man put that away - Tommy the bud leech is headed this way .
Dude 2: Man put that away - Tommy the bud leech is headed this way .
by Ditzlexic December 31, 2015
by wonkset November 02, 2021
Brian: "Hey Jenna!"
Norman: "Man, everybody knows that Jenna's a fuckin' pussy-leech."
Jenna: "im standing right here"
Norman: "Man, everybody knows that Jenna's a fuckin' pussy-leech."
Jenna: "im standing right here"
by portaprat April 21, 2018
by JEMMAXOXN January 09, 2020