Lawn Flamingo 

The unthinking liberal mind that is as useless as a pink hunk of plastic out in your lawn. Talking to the plastic may get you further, it has more intelligence...

You are a #LawnFlamingo and talking to you is a waste of time. Lawn flamingo is a useless hunk of plastic...

Lawn Flamingo by Irritated conservative June 2, 2020

there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo 

when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.

police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location

there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo by Mr. Dissapointed June 1, 2020