by Hidge Quincel January 17, 2018
Where defacating takes place into the inner workings of a high-powered vacuum. The vacuum is then set in the reverse operation to ejaculate your steaming excraments at very high velocity into the face of your loved one.
Dude, Wilbur totally screwed up my vacuum when he gave your girlfriend one wicked Tortoise Launcher.
by Wyatt Erp January 21, 2010
An excessively large exhaust pipe on a car. Also known as a fart can, these usually sound quite loud and can be found on inferior cars that have been "tricked out," somewhat derrogitorily called Ricers.
Damn, look at the grapefruit launcher on that POS Civic over there. I heard that thing coming a mile away!
by Brad D. November 25, 2006
the ass of a woman. can be a sexy curvy set o buttocks, or can be a huge fat ass. the delivery port for her dumping of fecal matter
man, your girlfriend has a huge turd launcher, and i bet u can't hit the starfish when u ass fuck her
by markcop1 December 22, 2005
Really Big ugly women that don't get laid and won't stop for anything to prevent her friend from getting "play".
Dan: "Good luck with Jenny tonight, I see she brought her granade launchers again."
Mark: "Yeah, I know. How about you help me out and be a sheild?"
Mark: "Yeah, I know. How about you help me out and be a sheild?"
by SR707 January 15, 2010
The ignorance of people that don’t know what the highbeam light on the dash of their car is, resulting in blinding oncoming traffic.
Passenger: Dude turn your highbeams off there’s other people on the road!
Driver: I didn’t know the jellyfish launcher meant my highbeams were on...
Driver: I didn’t know the jellyfish launcher meant my highbeams were on...
by Captain Mortality April 2, 2021
by Piledriver62 February 12, 2014