a Larkin is a retarded flightless bird. it walks extremely pigeon-toed. it is also remarkably ugly. the Larkin's mating call is a low pitched "UHH"; somewhat gorilla sounding.
by DAAAAAAAAAAAD???? January 2, 2011
The biggest piece of fucking shit i've ever seen. A gigantic massive black hole of a shit that seems to bring the world down into a giant abyss. A worthless, atrocious, unattractive pile of feces.
by Joe Moro July 22, 2008
if you dont shut your mouth, i'm going to be forced to larkin you.
hey look at that grapefruit, lets larkin that shit
hey look at that grapefruit, lets larkin that shit
by torri mccalvin February 23, 2008
by unknown5656565 March 8, 2010
1. An adjective meaning indecisive, unclear, and faltering. Most people know this word as "unsettled".
2. A object that is small and frail; Something that has no strength.
2. A object that is small and frail; Something that has no strength.
Example 1: That is so larkin!
Example 2: Who wants to live an ordinary life, when you can live a larkin one?!
Example 3: That larkin gives me the creeps.
Example 4: I would never want to touch a larkin!
Example 2: Who wants to live an ordinary life, when you can live a larkin one?!
Example 3: That larkin gives me the creeps.
Example 4: I would never want to touch a larkin!
by Jennifer Bansiff September 29, 2006
Any slutty individual who swiftly moves from "committed" relationships, to flings, and back again whether they overlap or not. This classification parallels the actions of lying, cheating, deceiving, and making up completely bullshit stories to see how long others will accept her as honest. Since larkins are psychologically insecure, even seemingly sentimental relationships with friends of the same sex are drawn out with false emotions and insincere gestures.
why is that girl always hanging around with him, doesnt she have a boyfriend? god she is such a larkin.
no one is that nice, what a fucking larkin.
that larkin could be every guy's baby's moma, and her man would never even know.
no one is that nice, what a fucking larkin.
that larkin could be every guy's baby's moma, and her man would never even know.
by caitlyn prego February 3, 2006
Noun-One who takes it in the butt while freestlying terribly
Verb-The act of tossing salad and scrambling red easter eggs
ADJ-terrible and homosexual
Verb-The act of tossing salad and scrambling red easter eggs
ADJ-terrible and homosexual
1. That larkin must suck at life
2. OMG! Im going to kill myself, I got drunk and larkined a male prostitute
3. I went to that larkin movie and almost died
2. OMG! Im going to kill myself, I got drunk and larkined a male prostitute
3. I went to that larkin movie and almost died
by Godary February 9, 2008