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Jodi's Vent

A sewer vent by the interstate that smells like my wife's farts.
Jodi's Vent is quite foul tonight, innit?
by Ophidia_75 February 25, 2022
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Jodi Sawyer Syndrome

When one person feels a relationship is more than it is.
(from the movie Center Stage, when Jodi Sawyer believes that she is in a relationship with Cooper Neilson, when he just wanted to sleep with her and get away with it.)
Further study must be conducted before conclusive results can be reached in this new psychological disorder.
"Wow, she has stage one Jodi Sawyer syndrome."
Whenever anyone you've slept with gives you baked goods the next day and says something cheesy like, "This is for next time."
Whenever someone you've slept with on the fly refers to you as their significant other repeatedly. In front of your parents. And friends.
by Helen and Katharine April 15, 2008
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Jodism

Jod is a supreme being who rules over the universe. Jodism is the following of Jod's teachings and scriptures on how to live life in a correct manner. Anyone who follows the path of Jod is called a Joddist. There is no holy book as such but revered scriptures include the 'To Do' book and 'HWK Diary'.
Joddists have their own set of commandments they must abide by and often like to associate with members of the jewish faith. Some of the major commandments are below:

Jod is ALWAYS right and as a result, so is a Joddist
Jod ALWAYS gets his way and as a result, so does a Joddist
Jod is NEVER on time, as a result, neither is a Joddist
Jod wants EVERYONE to love him, as a result so does a Joddist

In Jodism it is believed that Jod created the world in 6 days. He originally meant to start work on the sunday but was running late and ended up starting on the monday. Jodism is actually a polytheistic faith and followers believe in numerous less significant deities such as 'God', 'Kod' and 'Clod'.
The most famous disciple of Jod is the Prophet Rod and he has been spreading his gospel since the turn of the 21st century
"And the Prophet Rod started his arduous journey throughout the middle east spreading the word of Jod and extending the reaches of Jodism"
by Gandles October 9, 2006
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Jódís

Jódís is a incredible girl with good personality , if she want something she will get it ,no matter what. She likes to be alone but ,has alot of good friends. She always knows what to say and doesn’t hate anyone but she can be very mean if she wants to . She has a bitchy face but that doesn’t mean she hates you , remember that :*
Jódís is the best
Jódís is always so good
by Cat women1233 October 13, 2018
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jodism

Jodism is a religion

jodism ; is kinda like being a hippy , dont give a shit for anyone else unless they give a shit about you , you respect people who respect you . weed and stuff is okay , but cocaine and speed and the stronger drugs arent but tbh , if you wanna go ahead and kill yourself , feel free . also , dont judge people untill youve spent atleast 5 seconds with them, 5 second rule is always a must . you have to live life to the full . and be totally honest with people and basicly fuck rules within reason . and have fun
alcohol is allowed
stealing if okay too
murder and rape shit isnt okay thou
Dude are you catholic?
Nah fuck that shit im a jodist
ooo hows life?
awesome & yours?
sucks , god is suck an ass and he made adam fuck his own kids
join me in jodism then its much better
by veronica19922105 August 30, 2006
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jodis.bubbletea

Jodis.bubbletea is a tiktok creator who goes live and dances to kpop. She is a very cool person and loves her mutuals.
You look like jodis.bubbletea, I'm gonna follow you
by Jodis.bubbletea November 24, 2021
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