Lanzi

Combination of Loser and Panzi. This is a person who is usually too stupid to see what is really happening in front of their own eyes

"Hey did you see that Patty's boyfriend had sex right in front of her, yet two weeks later they're still a couple?"

"Yeah I know right? she must be a Lanzi!!"

by MonkeyWrenchSpoon November 16, 2009

Lanzi

A super human that is fucking cool as fuck. Someone who is very poggers and loves to help everyone because they are incredible at everything. Frogs are a must. Simply the best.

That new person at work is a total Lanzi! They will be a great addition to the team!

by froggyblush October 19, 2023

Lanzi

Lanzi is a really tall guy. He do sports and loves to play videogames instead of being with his girlfriend. But she knows him and she's not mad.
Lanzi is funny and sometimes he goes out with friends. But he doesn't talk with other girls, doesn't he?
Lanzi loves music but he doesn't play any instrument. He's strong and good at sex.
Be like Lanzi.

- (girlfriend) I'm with Lanzi now.
- (friend) Omg really? Can't believe :o U lucky!!!

by Renas1989 February 23, 2017

Lanzy

Another term for "silly" or "lazy".
Also a meaning for being silly OR lazy

"Pretty much lanzy."
"So lanzy!"
"Very lanzy right now."

by lanzycookies December 13, 2023

Lanzy

Another term for "silly" or "lazy"

Silly is having or showing a lack of common sense or judgment; absurd and foolish
Lazy is unwilling to work or use energy.

It depends on what you're gonna say when you are gonna use the word "Lanzy".

- Lazy
Person 1: "When will you do something for once!? It's been so many days!"
Person 2: "Sorry dude, I'm so lanzy right now."

- Silly
Person 1: "Oh my god! Look at that cute baby! He is so lanzy!"

Person 2: "I know right? He is so cute and lanzy!"

by lanzycookies December 15, 2023

Lanzi

An individual who truly believes in capitalism and that would be able to do anything for monetary gain.

That guys is such a Lanzi, bet he is super rich!

by RandomCapitalist November 21, 2021