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Langley Park 

A town in maryland whos heart is on university blvd, and new hampshire ave. it is known for its pupusa trucks behind toys r us, gigante express, NWL, PANAM, anas cafe, doña azuzena, estellas hair salon, pollo campero, and casa de maryland. the town has a ratio on 50 latinos for every ONE person of another race. u can buy mangos and minuta from corner stands. the traffic is horrible in the town but once u cross piney branch its gone. u always be seein chents wit black hondas and purple tinted windows. The lil salvador/lil mexico/lil honduras/lil guatemala of the metropolitan area. prolly more inhabited by latinos then their home countries. Oh and u cant forget about the tick-tock
if there was a day witout a latino langley park would be deserted.
Langley Park by oh chet putos August 3, 2006

Langley Foundation for Social Betterment 

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

Langley mill 

A village situated on the derby and Nottinghamshire border. You will often spot a drunken tramp weasling his way to the bus stop. The village has a very large football following and you can sometimes overhear the "geezers" arguing about it at one in the morning. Do not be fooled by its peaceful look though as the year sevens will catch you lacking outside of home bargains.
Langley mill by Not your dad__69 February 2, 2022

kings langley school 

Kings is home to the worlds largest collection of crackheads. Every girl looks like my toenail and all the teachers smell of my nans foot fungus. No coloured coats are allowed and if you wear them inside for more than 0.003 seconds a teacher will scream at you. The headteacher is a pedo that likes to look up skirts so don’t be surprised if he asks you to pull your skirt down. Most of the boys either have some form of autism or ADHD or are a wannabe roadman. The school chicken burgers have AIDS and the Radnor fizz will give you coronavirus. Avoid this place at all costs unless you want a couple STDs and to be pounded by your noncy food tech teacher
Kings Langley school reminds me of hell.

Langley effect

Any decent looking potential girlfriend will be turned into a slut. It is 100% effective
I thought this girl was potential wifey but the langley effect got her.
Langley effect by LangleySlayer69 October 25, 2018

Linglesby 

Linglesby is a god
Linglesby by Linglesby September 12, 2019