I spent last night landfilling with the cleaning lady at my office. It was easy to get her to do it because she's a filthy whore.
by J_Cut September 3, 2011
A large man who is capable of chugging copious amounts of alcohol in mere moments. After holding a brewery hostage, he served three years in the county pen. Reportedly farted an entire plum.
Landfill could eat a ton... but he could also love a ton. He had this habit of swallowing his food whole; I called him "the tiger shark". I used to joke that if you cut open his belly you would find a license plate, and a tire, and half of an 8-year-old boy. One time, he farted an entire plum... I was plum surprised. I always told him to try to chew his food better but... he never listened to me. But that was Landfill. He was a fat asshole. But... he was MY fat ass-hole!
by barry badranath March 27, 2009
by captain porkmaster April 4, 2011
Jamal: I live in India
Travis: What? How is it possible to live in one giant landfill?
Jamal: India aint a landfill
Travis: yes it is
Jamal: Sorry youre right, my country is one giant shithole. Im actually taking a shit on the streets right now and my cousin is masturbating next to me
Travis: Apology accepted
Travis: What? How is it possible to live in one giant landfill?
Jamal: India aint a landfill
Travis: yes it is
Jamal: Sorry youre right, my country is one giant shithole. Im actually taking a shit on the streets right now and my cousin is masturbating next to me
Travis: Apology accepted
by JOETHEFLAMETHROW March 19, 2017
by sblizzand August 4, 2011