lamanist Share definition Flag A type of whore who shoves rotten cabbages up ones anal organ before giving oral pleasure. I am afraid of paying an lamanist for pleasure, for if i do, there will be harm done to me as well as the poor cabbage. lamanist by Elmo and Gonzo August 26, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the lamanist mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch