Dirty Pete's Lake 

The anus. Commonly used in association with anal sex.

Two wine coolers, a couple of Xanax's, and Side 2 of "Anne Murray's Greatest Hits" later, Cynthia lubed up, bent over, and invited me to Dirty Pete's Lake.

Dirty Pete's Lake by Hokeyboy January 13, 2007

Buddy's Cum Lake 

Edge yourself multiple times per day, for atleast 6 months, slapping your balls full force afterwards each time. When you finally allow yourself to climax, do it into a large pit (atleast 10M/30M/30M (D/W/L)). Then place multiple fish into your personal Cum Sea. The PH level of your aged Teste Tea will cause these poor creatures to mutate into mighty beasts. The animals spawned from your Milky Ocean will trump those found anywhere else in the world, and will be Certified Freaks, obeying all your Aquatic Sexual Whims. Strong probability they will look like Buddy.

One of the Fish in Buddy's Cum Lake looked just like Buddy! You already kno I had to mash that thangs box!

Buddy's Cum Lake by Creepy Fish Finger(very scary) January 25, 2022

Shawnigan Lake School 

You know you go to Shawnigan Lake School when...
-You spend your afternoons running
-Watching a movie before 9pm seems strangely subversive and sneaky
-You collect old pieces of school uniform for "status", and the juniors fight over them when you graduate
-You are a prefect or head of house, and somehow this means something to you
-You feel a little uncomfortable when you see someone cutting corners in the grass
-You know something bad has happened when the Headmaster stands in the middle of the chapel stage, rather than at the podium
-You think sleeping in until 7:30 during the week is a treat, and 8:30 on Saturdays is like paradise
-You are forced to fold your clothes with your gold book, so that every shirt is folded with the exact same width and length
-You've ever been told that wearing a collared shirt and tucking it in is essential to learning
-You know what "wilberforce" is and know that it is living hell wrapped into a punishment
-You know that "prep" has two meanings: homework assignments, and the period of time between 7-9 pm in which you do your homework

Person 1: Do you go to Shawnigan Lake School?
Person 2: No, I wish. I go to Brentwood because I didn't get into Shawnigan.

Shawnigan Lake School by alkjwerl February 13, 2010

lake show 

a basketball game played by the Los Angeles Lakers; aka a Laker game. also describes Lakers stats, news, etc.

"Get ready for the lake show tonight."

lake show by shsbyu24 May 29, 2009

Lake Stevens 

A decent town comprised of the following kinds of people:

1) rich kids who own a dock on the lake, a recording studio, a vacation house in chelan, perhaps a beamer or two
2) mormons, lots of mormons

3) people who claim to be really, really christian but still party and/or sleep around

4) people who party and/or sleep around

5) college kids who can never seem to leave
6) drug addicts and recently sober drug addicts
7) indie/alternative nerds who may or may not be cool (varies per person)
8) girls who got married (and possibly divorced) or pregnant but not married right after high school
9) minorities: colored people, straight-edgers

other features of lake stevens:
-target and safeway, where you will inevitably run into someone who graduated with but never wanted to see again
-team fitness, where you might end up working out next to a former teacher
-a train at the bottom of the lake

All in all, not a terrible place to live if you know the right people and have the resources to move away when you can. You could do a lot worse, like Granite Falls.

Mom: what are you doing today?

You: First, I'm going to community college because I love Lake Stevens too much to leave, then I'm going to Safeway to deposit my paycheck that I got from working at either the outlet mall or an espresso stand. After that, I'm going to spend my paycheck by trying to avoid people I know at Target or tanning at Bahama Sun or eating at Ixtapa with the same friends I hung out with in high school who probably did the same thing today. Lastly, I'm going end my day on Facebook looking up who pregnant these days.

Lake Stevens by ZetusLapetus October 9, 2011

China Lake Status 

The point at which a player of Call of Duty: Black Ops in the "Gun Game" is most likely going to earn credits back from the wager match. When the tier of the China Lake grenade launcher is obtained, there are only two more tiers to get kills with remaining in the game. China Lake Status almost guarantees that the player will be "in the money."

Mike: "I just got a kill with the M72 Law. I've got the China Lake now."

Logan: "Awesome! Now that you're on China Lake Status, you're most likely gonna win some credits from the wager match!"

China Lake Status by sittyNlogan November 25, 2010

lake shore drive 

An abbreviation for LSD (Lake Shore Drive)

“Let’s take a trip down Lake Shore Drive”

lake shore drive by HankHill69 December 9, 2018