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blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)
Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."
blue lagoon by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006
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Zoe lagroomer 

A amazing liar who cheated said the n word and groomed a Child
Oh my god is that Zoe lagroomer the cheating groomer
Zoe lagroomer by Connor;))) January 13, 2021

zoe lagroomer 

a racist “influencer” who’s said the n-word, flashed her young audience, kissed a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD when she’s 19, etc.
did you hear about the girl who said the n-word and kissed a 13 yr old?”
“must’ve been zoe lagroomer.”
zoe lagroomer by Dainel The Rat November 5, 2020
A swedish word that's allegedly untranslatable. But it basically means ''not too little not too much just right'' However, even if it sounds like it, it doesn't mean balanced or moderate, it has a more satisfying tone to it, but at the same time not ideal or excellent. If something is lagom it's not ideal but rather preferably and at the same time acceptable. Kind of ideal but in a lazy kind of way.
''Yo Tommy, was the coffee too strong?''
''No Dave, it was lagom.''
Lagom by Det var en gång en fågel September 12, 2016

Coon Lagoon 

A swimming pool at a HUD apartment complex or a city park on the bad side of town.
Shaquanda and Lil Re-Re always be hangin wit they niglets up in da coon lagoon.
Coon Lagoon by mackerel daddy August 17, 2011

Black Lagoon 

Possibly one of the most bitchin' animes ever made. The story follows a team of pirates/mercenaries known as Lagoon Company, who smuggle goods in and around the seas of Southeast Asia in the 1990s3. Their base of operations is located in the fictional city of Roanapur in Thailand, and they transport goods in the PT boat Black Lagoon. When on land, they move around and conduct business using Benny's Pontiac GTO. Lagoon Company does business with various clients, but has a particularly friendly relationship with the Russian crime syndicate Hotel Moscow. The team takes on a variety of missions—which may involve violent firefights, hand-to-hand combat, and nautical battles—in various Southeast Asian locations and when not doing much, the members of the Lagoon Company spend much of their down time at The Yellow Flag, a bar in Roanapur.

This anime can be seen as a darker Cowboy Bebop with higher shorts on the girl.
Have you seen Black Lagoon?

Yes, yes I have.

Like it?

You're an idiot, of course I do.
Black Lagoon by Lagoon February 12, 2009

lagomorphobia

She could not begin to explain what caused her sometimes paralyzing lagomorphobia.
lagomorphobia by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019