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ladybility 

What chauvinists call the ability to act like a "lady" in the Victorian sense, which includes only speaking when spoken to, being dainty and submissive to men, and humiliating other supposed "ladies" in order to make oneself appear more ladylike. "Ladybility" is a portmanteau of the words "lady" and "ability."
Man 1: "Sir, I would like to introduce you to my date to the party, Lady 1."

Man 2: "Pleasure to meet you, Lady 1. How do you do?"

Lady 1: "Quite fine sir, thank you. I'm just a tad lightheaded from all this manly discussion. Did you notice that lady in the corner who just burped? What a mannish sort of woman!"

Man 2: "What an impressive ladybility you have, my dear Lady 1!"
ladybility by Carrotboy December 19, 2011
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ladylove 

a female sweetheart (possible another term for girlfriend)
i wanted to buy flowers for my ladylove
ladylove by puddleshig May 20, 2019

Ladykiller

A man who is extremely suave, much like a Don Juan. More romantic connotation than playboy. Called a ladykiller due to his ability to shoot an arrow of love through a lady's heart.
Billy Bob: "Dja see the heads turn when he walked in the room?"
Clem: "Yeah, they don't call him the ladykiller for nothing."
Ladykiller by aokjunebug91 February 2, 2008

layliana 

A Layliana is a beautiful person and loves to be with her friends.She is a loving person.She is nice and kind to one another. But if you get on her bad side she will not be loving so, don’t get on her bad side.
Person 1 , who is that
Person 2 , that’s Layliana, she is so beautiful.
Person 1, she’s an angel
layliana by Gourgous October 27, 2019

ladydisdain 

Originally the name of a profile featured on The Onion Personals. The ad: "I'm a geek. A girl geek. I like the funny. If you can make me laugh and call me a pretty, pretty princess, I'm yours."

The ad is ubiquitous to this day and is still being referenced in jokes in the comments sections of The Onion AV Club.

Now ladydisdain can refer more generally to anything hated for its ubiquity.
"I can't go anywhere without seeing that guy. He's such a ladydisdain."

"Vanilla Ice was unavoidable in the early 1990s. He even appeared in the second Ninja Turtle movie. This caused him to be viewed with ladydisdain."

"Steve posted his ad on only a few choice billboards, being careful not to ladydisdain his image."
A playlist of songs that enhances sexy times.
1. "We scissored during The Weeknd, then Lil Jon started playing. It got me so pumped up! I finger banged her so hard that I'm wearing a wrist brace"

2. "He was trying to seduce me so he turned on K-Ci & JoJo's Greatest Hits...It would have worked if I was straight I admire a good laylist."

3. "She went down on me forever. I'm guessing around 2 hours, since my laylist played through after it restarted."
Laylist by KCupcake January 10, 2014