ladder dick 

adj.(2) a dick with horizontal burn marks that resemble rungs.

1. I threw my dick on the grill while holding a patty and now I have ladder dick.
2. OMG look who just walked in: it's ladder dick.

ladder dick by larry and great white October 9, 2008

dick ladder 

n.(1) a ladder made completely of dicks.

why don't you just go climb a dick ladder?

dick ladder by larry and great white October 9, 2008

ladder of dicks 

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.

Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.

ladder of dicks by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018