The original title for the Frank Sinatra classic; 'Luck, be a
lady tonight.' The title was
changed after producers found that focus groups struggled to relate to lyrics about a woman comprised
almost entirely of cuntflaps.
Frank (singing in studio): '
Labia lady tonight, your beef curtains gave me a fright'
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really
aren't doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)