laajr 

Laajr is the most loyalist nihha in south Dallas and youn gotta worry bout him playing with yo heart bc he love to hard but if u play him he gone play u 10x harder🤣💥💥

Follow me on ig-laajr2slimey

laajr by 2slimeyy April 12, 2023

laarnie

laarnies a good friend to have :)
when youre alone she invites you to things
and gives good advice when you need it

in fact shes a memer and shes swag😎😎

laarnie: hey wanna come with us?

laarnie by andiouuuuupah- October 1, 2019

Laarping 

A mix between AARP and Larping. When old people live action roleplay, or larp.

"Hey, have you seen Agna?"

"Yeah, she's laarping with her friends from her retirement home."

Laarping by lljdude July 28, 2014

Laardvark 

An obese Aardvark.
When the BMI of an Aardvark is equal to or greater than 30, the animal is referred to as a "Laardvark".
Causality is believed to be a) genetic or b) environmental or c) both.

The genetic component is believed to affect the "off" switch in the animals ant-vacuum system, leaving the suction running beyond the full point, so to speak.
The environmental component may be due to our society of modern conveniences. The vast array and easy availability of candied ants are thought to be at fault.
The mix of genetic disposition and a sweet tooth, or Aardvarks with gluttonous tendencies have been observed, but not documented.

The Aardvark stormed the specialty food store and bullied it's way to the candied ant section. It fed until all ants, chocolate and mint, orange jellied and others were devoured, waddling away from the store as a Laardvark.

Laardvark by Sinned33 February 18, 2010

laaarg 

your wildest dreams coming true, while flapping your wings.

Lame Person- "WOOOO, YAYY, GO TEAM!"
Cool Person- "LAAARG!"

laaarg by Dakota&Megan March 4, 2008

Laarni 

A girl who loves bacon and a number of other pork products. Has a predisposition to extreme messiness. Is known to do strange things like cussing at the wind. Tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds. Says inappropriate things when nervous. A romantic at heart, though she denies it with glaring eyes. Has a tendency to everywhere and nowhere at the same time. A very loving friend when she's not insulting you.

Also a word used to describe a person who rags on her friends for being old, tired or emotional.

Jenn: What's wrong?

Christy: My friend totally pulled a Laarni on me and told me that I'm old and haggard.

Jenn: Dude that sucks. Want to go beat up some leprechauns?

Laarni by c-dubyou February 4, 2010

laardvark 

n. - a human of diminutive yet rotund stature; usu. with limbs much smaller than the ratio their size would imply as natural; likeness seen best when they are leaning over everyone's plate at dinner with their stubby arms propped on the table

pronunciation: lard'-vark

Look at all those laardvarks leaving that diabetes info class.

Get your own, laardvark!

laardvark by sadjitarius March 23, 2008