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by 2slimeyy April 12, 2023
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when youre alone she invites you to things
and gives good advice when you need it
in fact shes a memer and shes swag😎😎
when youre alone she invites you to things
and gives good advice when you need it
in fact shes a memer and shes swag😎😎
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by lljdude July 28, 2014
Get the Laarping mug.An obese Aardvark.
When the BMI of an Aardvark is equal to or greater than 30, the animal is referred to as a "Laardvark".
Causality is believed to be a) genetic or b) environmental or c) both.
The genetic component is believed to affect the "off" switch in the animals ant-vacuum system, leaving the suction running beyond the full point, so to speak.
The environmental component may be due to our society of modern conveniences. The vast array and easy availability of candied ants are thought to be at fault.
The mix of genetic disposition and a sweet tooth, or Aardvarks with gluttonous tendencies have been observed, but not documented.
When the BMI of an Aardvark is equal to or greater than 30, the animal is referred to as a "Laardvark".
Causality is believed to be a) genetic or b) environmental or c) both.
The genetic component is believed to affect the "off" switch in the animals ant-vacuum system, leaving the suction running beyond the full point, so to speak.
The environmental component may be due to our society of modern conveniences. The vast array and easy availability of candied ants are thought to be at fault.
The mix of genetic disposition and a sweet tooth, or Aardvarks with gluttonous tendencies have been observed, but not documented.
The Aardvark stormed the specialty food store and bullied it's way to the candied ant section. It fed until all ants, chocolate and mint, orange jellied and others were devoured, waddling away from the store as a Laardvark.
by Sinned33 February 18, 2010
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Get the laaarg mug.A girl who loves bacon and a number of other pork products. Has a predisposition to extreme messiness. Is known to do strange things like cussing at the wind. Tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds. Says inappropriate things when nervous. A romantic at heart, though she denies it with glaring eyes. Has a tendency to everywhere and nowhere at the same time. A very loving friend when she's not insulting you.
Also a word used to describe a person who rags on her friends for being old, tired or emotional.
Also a word used to describe a person who rags on her friends for being old, tired or emotional.
Jenn: What's wrong?
Christy: My friend totally pulled a Laarni on me and told me that I'm old and haggard.
Jenn: Dude that sucks. Want to go beat up some leprechauns?
Christy: My friend totally pulled a Laarni on me and told me that I'm old and haggard.
Jenn: Dude that sucks. Want to go beat up some leprechauns?
by c-dubyou February 4, 2010
Get the Laarni mug.n. - a human of diminutive yet rotund stature; usu. with limbs much smaller than the ratio their size would imply as natural; likeness seen best when they are leaning over everyone's plate at dinner with their stubby arms propped on the table
pronunciation: lard'-vark
pronunciation: lard'-vark
by sadjitarius March 23, 2008
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