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la leche 

translated, means "milk." Is used as a synonym for semen.
Dame la leche papi.. si, siii, ay siiiiiiii!!!!
la leche by Javier January 12, 2005
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la leche 

Milk in Spanish. Man-milk in English.
Ooh baby, I'm about to squirt. Hang on, here it comes, wait, oh that's good..wait, wait for la leche baby...here it is...OH YEEAH! Wooh. You like the leche don't you baby!...Got la leche?? You do baby!! Haha! Yeah all in your mouth. Wow you're so good to me. Oh yeah that was good...oh yeah...can I try a bit?
la leche by cheddarfloor April 20, 2005

mi llamo es la leche 

A special way to tell spanish people that you’re fucking retarded.
LITERAL TRANSLATION: “My name is the milk.”
You: ¡Hola, mi llamo es la leche!
Kid: I don’t speak Spanish you fucking racist pig i’ll kill your entire family inaudible Mexican noises...

Yo cago en la leche de tu madre 

I think this is a misquote, it should be 'Me cago en la leche que mamaste' which means "I shit in the milk that you suckled from your mother's breast"
Lovely expression, isn't it? (used widely as 'Me cago en la leche')
The above I have never heard, and anyway this is an English slang dictionary not an Eng - Span one.
Spanish speaker one: Acabo de romper tus gafas (I've just broken your glasses).
Spanish speaker two: Me cago en la leche que mamaste, cabróncete de mierda. (I shit in the milk you suckled from your mother's breast you shitty/fuckin'little bastard.

me cago en la leche 

a shorter way of saying "me cago en la leche de la puta que te date la luz", meaning "i shit in the milk of the whore that bore you," a very common insult in spain.

The sort of thing I learn in spanish class.
"I don't like Harry Potter."
"Well then, me cago en la leche."

Yo cago en la leche de tu madre 

Juan, yo cago en la leche de tu madre.

ir a la leche 

Spanish phrase meaning "I go to the milk" Commonly used by those named Taquito and Pedro. Used to confuse people.
Travis: What did you do this weekend?

Pedro: ir a la leche!
Travis: Why do I talk to you
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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