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Kutzered 

1. The label given to a person who is believed to be involved in sexual activities with someone of the last name implied.

2. Furthermore, it is the action of completely owning something in a sexual way.
1. You just got Kutzered.
2. I am totally going to Kutzer this assignment.
Kutzered by ms18 October 25, 2011
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Kutzlerity 

A particular type of clarity in regards to outlook on life that is the result of absolutely no knowledge of sports but extensive knowledge of Civil War facts. Kutzlerity is a keen sense for knowing who the bastards are and what would be the most hilarious way in which they could get what they deserve. A side effect of kutzlerity is the inability to say no to any type of persuasion or drinking competition.
Person A: I heard someone set the mall Santa Clause on fire.

Person B:Whoever did that must have had an absurd amount of kutzlerity.

Person A: I agree. Plus I think they were drunk and whistling Dixie.
Kutzer’s are the hottest last name you can possibly have, everyone wants a kutzer in their life every kutzer is the cutest/hottest person you will ever meet-calum kutzer
He Is sUcH an EpIc GaMeR
BeCaUsE He iS A KuTzEr
kutzer by Ckutzer October 27, 2020
a little capper that is mOre irritating than a giselle
katzkes are dumb kids
katzke by crispy dough November 22, 2021
A little twink who likes to fuck kids
Dominique is a Kuttke.
Kuttke by gsdxgpodfj July 4, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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