Kung fu flop

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Kung Foot

Using Kung Fu and then doing a shit fetish while rubbing the foot and having deep sex.

I kung foot his ass that was spicy

by oldmcdonald23102491 December 11, 2021

Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

by Pierced69 August 5, 2022

Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020

kung fu

1. the art of folding clothes whilst there is a person still inside
2. involuntary yoga

person1: im going to commit kung fu
person2: lol what

by Super pixel March 8, 2022

kung fu

cocaine

you got any of that kung fu karate chop chop motherfucker? i am all out...

by blacksabbathmatters August 24, 2019

Kung-Fu

Takes many difficult steps to complete object.

Changing a tire takes some kung-fu.

by Lalajuicy October 3, 2022