by Marcus October 19, 2004
Acronym for the phrase "king turd." A king turd is the the largest (or very close) shit you've ever taken; a log so big it fills the bowl, peeks out of the water, and makes you proud to have fathered something so awe inspiring. It is illegal to not take a picture and show it to all your friends.
"Dude, I just ate a load of meat and potatoes. I'm gonna have a KT later with pics to prove it."
"Someone left an epic KT in the stall. I swear it was this big."
"Someone left an epic KT in the stall. I swear it was this big."
by Shpleeurnck November 9, 2009
The most normal girl you know. She has no magical qualities at all. She normally isn't even noticed in the crowd, she is a legendary ninja though.
Oh, wow, I didn't even see you there KT, you are so unnoticeable, you are the most legendary, unmagical ninja ever.
by Katester December 17, 2018
KT, abbreviation of Katie/Katy/Katey/etc.
Females that shorten their name to KT often have the following characteristics:
- Extremely wide, child bearing hips and generally massive lower body including but not limited to; cankles, gunts, thunder thighs and muffin tops.
- Offensive body odour
- Disco minge (the stench of an unwashed, sweaty vagina)
- Thinks she’s an expert at everything
- The world owes her something because she worked in the food service industry for 10 years
- Multiple STD’s
- Personally victimised by everyone
- Bipolar disorder
- Dresses for the size she wants, not the size she has
- Attention seeker
Females that shorten their name to KT often have the following characteristics:
- Extremely wide, child bearing hips and generally massive lower body including but not limited to; cankles, gunts, thunder thighs and muffin tops.
- Offensive body odour
- Disco minge (the stench of an unwashed, sweaty vagina)
- Thinks she’s an expert at everything
- The world owes her something because she worked in the food service industry for 10 years
- Multiple STD’s
- Personally victimised by everyone
- Bipolar disorder
- Dresses for the size she wants, not the size she has
- Attention seeker
Person 1: That girl is a real KT!
Person 2: What? A cutie?
Person 1: Nah, a KT. One of those fat, slutty girls that everyone knows, but nobody likes.
Person 2: What? A cutie?
Person 1: Nah, a KT. One of those fat, slutty girls that everyone knows, but nobody likes.
by bandg September 19, 2018
by 3HB January 7, 2007
A scottish folk singer/songwriter who released her debut album 'eye to the telescope' in february of 2005. She is a rising new talent in the area of singer/songwriting and her album has already sold over a million copies. Brilliant album. She's also a great live act. Talks to the crowd a hell of alot about random stuff.
Throw Me A Rope is a kick ass song.
"Hey man have you seen of KT Tunstall?"
"Yeah, she's pretty hot."
"You Knows it!"
"Hey man have you seen of KT Tunstall?"
"Yeah, she's pretty hot."
"You Knows it!"
by Sceptile_Master July 21, 2006
A famous girl who is a rising folk singer and is actual Chinese but was adopted by Scottish people. Currently has one album out Eye to the Telescope.
by Schoolgirl November 5, 2006