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KSS stands for Kwalikum Secondary School and also stands as a substitution for torture. First originating at the bottom of the world in what is now known as Hell itself, KSS is one of the oldest torture methods.
"Hey Elijah I haven't seen you since seventh grade! Where did you go?"
"Kss."
"I'm so sorry I never knew is there anything I can do for you?"
Kss by Grunk Argo December 9, 2021
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an abbreviation from "Knowledge Sharing Session"
Insert the usb with a presentation, we're gona have a HOT KSS right now, folks!
KSS by greenleaf jam November 24, 2017
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a simple way to tell someone on urbandictionary they try to act smart: keep shit simple.

What the fuck is up with all these long ass definitions? Some of them are copied directly from dictionary.com. if we wanted to see a copy/paste from dictionary.com, we'd go there ourselves fucktarts.
definition of liberal:
*insert block of nonsense here*

KSS idiot.
kss by stan marsh August 17, 2004
to make out softly then to
will you kss him when he comes over
kss by james bond April 4, 2004

Kss position 

A sexual position in which partner A is preforming fellatio to partner B. Both partners in this scenario are taking turns hitting a vape.
Hey did you see Annie?
No why?
She was doing the old "Kss Position" on Todd
Kss position by Grunk Argo December 4, 2021
Korean Social Security Number.

Without this you will not be able to play that Korean MMO everyone's been talking about on the forums because Korea keeps every video game related account synchronized with a korean citizen ssn. Some people might think koreans are selfish but I think this is a very good measure against online pedophilia, trolling, fake bot accounts, and much more.
my brah wanted to play this new mmo called "continent of the ninth" but unfortunately he got denied since he didnt have a kssn.
KSSN by MilfHunterxx July 17, 2011
Usually the sound of a snake, but can also be the sound a person makes when they refer to a lying ass bitch.
Ross: Bro, I beat Chris in Fifa today.
Chris: Kssssss
Snake: Kssssss
Kssssss by GreekBoy February 24, 2019
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