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A person who spends most his time fucking your mother
-Look kourtesis is coming
-Oh, he finished my mom already?
kourtesis by Ytrewq39? November 20, 2021
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kurtosis 

Big old booty. Term used by statistics geeks and hedge fund weenies. From the Greek word kurtos, meaning bulging, kurtosis is a measure of how "tight" a probability distribution of a random variable is around the mean. A positive kurtosis value indicates that many values fall far away from the mean, which are called "fat tails" when shown graphically.
Sir Mix-a-Lot would dig the slammin' kurtosis on that chick!

Do these pants make me look like I have excess kurtosis?
kurtosis by junk in da trunk January 15, 2008
a greek work for a slimmy slug... a greek who shrivels up when salt is placed on them... a slimmy greek... A person that work with feet, eats gummy bears, and doesnt shower and favorite word is poop is a kourtis.
People usually make fun of the strange greek in the corner and call her a kourtis.
kourtis by Greeklover01 November 23, 2007

kourneisha 

Cute,loving& intelligent girl with a good heart ❤️
I went to kourneisha for advice on my relationship.
kourneisha by it’s me:) February 23, 2019