1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.
"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"
by zombiewizard45 November 16, 2021
This fantastic move requires you be close to ejaculation. On the verge of climax, you stick an empty Red Solo cup in the girl's pussy when she's lying on her back. Blow your load into the cup. (Be sure not to spill). Pull her legs up on your shoulders and make your undeveloped children seep down her pubic area, down her stomach, and into her mouth if you have miraculous accuracy.
by Djaylovessteven March 8, 2014
Thin brown paper covering, usually given away when purchasing single beers or malt liquor at convenience stores. Not shown to actually keep the product cold, but does serve to absorb condensation from the exterior of the can or bottle. Also know as a small brown paper bag.
Store clerk: Would you like me to put that Steel Reserve 211 in a bag?
Crackhead: No, thanks, sir. I will however take one of the free ghetto koozies that you normally give me.
Crackhead: No, thanks, sir. I will however take one of the free ghetto koozies that you normally give me.
by Steven Faye Castro-Valdez May 4, 2006
That wasn't me. It was a koozie queef.
by JabboDog May 3, 2014
Another word for the pubic area of a females anatomy that helps to keep a gentleman's member nice and insulated during intercourse.
by That'sWhat SheSaid(7508) July 11, 2008
by can koozie queen August 24, 2012
Liquor store clerk: Got some 40s?
Me: yeah, turning up tonight
Clerk: Cool let me get you some 40 Koozies
Me: yeah, turning up tonight
Clerk: Cool let me get you some 40 Koozies
by Boozeman1026 December 8, 2016