koon luck

An unfortunate event or series of events where against all odds of a probable positive outcome, the worst possible outcome comes into fruition.

Be aware, Koon Luck feeds upon the unexpecting, the overly optimistic (despite previous cases of Koon Luck), the wishful thinkers, and doesn't seem to be prejudice of whom is impacted. Should you know someone with Koon Luck, distance yourself from them on all risky travel, business decisions, or financial advice as your life, personal health, or bank account will surely be anally raped by close proximity to their misfortunes.

Bob: "How in the hell did my thoroughbred horse get beaten by a three legged geriatric pony?"

Betty: "The only explanation is Koon Luck. Sorry for your loss Bob, now get the hell away from me you unlucky ass goblin."

by IKnowThings2020 September 9, 2020

koon poon

Derogatory name for an african female's vagina

man I bet Shaqueta has a nasty koon poon!

by titanmike January 2, 2008

koon palang

a farsi phrase meaning: a funny guy; a goofy person (literal translation: tiger ass) it is often used as a means to address a (intimate) friend.

"chetori koon palang?"

by Mehrdad August 14, 2007

Kelly Koons

Kelly Koons is a term for small pp

By:nickv

EX: why do you keep having sex with him, he's a kelly Koons?

by Nick123V321 December 13, 2021

Koon Toons

Nigger music Rap, Hip Hop, etc. (aka ear rape)

Shut off the koon toons nigga

by natezilla66 October 30, 2010

Koon-sia

A black person, anyone who has black african heritage. Term is typically used by Persians, was particularly used alot in Michigan by the Persians there.

Who robbed you, was it a koon-sia? Yeah man it was a koon-sia.

by S-Facta April 18, 2007

boon koon

Synonym for ride or die , best friend, close friend

You trust this person , you have this person for whatever . You love this person ,this is a bestie (your ace)

Panda and I are close asf . She is not a regular friend ; she is my boon koon.🤞🏾

by Thicker bug June 16, 2017