A dumb-ass mug who be all up in a nigga's chips 'n' shit.
"Beat it, kook." God, that Yeltsin needs a beltsin... Tell that kook to beat.
by FisselDonk July 24, 2003
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Somebody who poses as a surfer and talks about surfing all the time to people who don't surf because they know that non surfers won't realize how kooky the person really is.
(In the middle of a crowded room)
"Drake, I'm gonna snake you so hard every wave you kook!"
"Shut up Jordan you know Im gonna bust an alleyooper all over your face!"
by Bluntrauma December 22, 2009
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Someone , usually a tourist our out of towner. Non local person who shows up on the beach with high top shoes on. This person usually try's to blend into local surf culture, by buying apparel from the merchants on "main street", and then flaunting it the same day with his basketball shoes on.
"Hey man look at that Kook trying to find his change in the sand." "Check that Kook out with the fanny pack. Does he know its not the early 90's anymore?"
by shah brah August 24, 2012
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somebody who cant surf or do an activity or sport worth a darn. somebodywho doent know what they are doing or thinks they are good at something, but in reality they suck at it!
by kbolgeez February 02, 2010
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A learner/bad surfer who doesn't know what they're doing and ends up stuck in the whitewater getting in peoples way. Should be made to wear an 'L' plate.
'Get out of the way kook!'
'What the fuck is that kook doing on his knees'
by ThePurpleSmurf October 18, 2006
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Someone who knows alot about a little talked about subject in order to feel superior to others.

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O of
O odd
K Knowledge
Many Barry went on and on about that 9/11 conspiracy theory. He's quite a kook.
by Randall December 18, 2004
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