Kojacking

noun. The act of shaving off all hair on the head, similarly to the TV character Kojak, to conceal male pattern baldness.

"He was starting to lose hair, so he had himself a Kojacking."

"Kojacking; the new comb-over"

by Forsyth Blythe-Smythe I March 12, 2014

Kojacking

Parking your vehicle directly outside the door of the building you wish to enter

That's a nice kojack
He's really good at kojacking

by Jessica1001 February 7, 2015

kojacked

Kojacked is a verb in the past tense, meaning to have purchased something at a higher value than it is really worth.

I just bought some buds and didn't realize I had been kojacked until I got home.

by PimpMax June 23, 2009

kojack

An undercover cop usually for drugs or speeders on the highway

The kojack arrested the drug dealer.

by Drug dealer October 30, 2013

Kojack Moment

A moment when one is craving to smoke a cigarette.
Referring to a Kodak Moment when a nice picture is taken and a moment is took to appreciate the picture.

person 1: Ey mayne im bored and stressed.
Person 2: Nigga its a kojack moment!

by Saeid March 29, 2008