A Flaccid Knob Job is a blow job that starts with a flaccid or soft penis
Last night Cindy gave me a Flaccid Knob Job and I swear it was better than sex.
by White Lives Matter November 15, 2015
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The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.

Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".
Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.
by Bryan R October 31, 2007
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Child concieved by missplaced semen during a blowjob or knob licking sesion
"Yo a Knob Job Gone Wrong homie"
by Coopz December 4, 2007
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Otherwise know as the "Man Bun." a dude that wears longer hair on top of his head, with his sisters hair tie and makes a bun on top of his head for other men to grab onto while he gives him a blow job.
And that's when I grabbed that hipster by his blow job knob while he sucked my dick.
by Tripnik5 October 16, 2017
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Receiving a blowjob on the side walk in the middle of a riot.
Dude, there was glass everywhere, cars on fire, total mayhem and she decides to give me Kenosha Knob Job. It was epic.
by Trophy1 November 17, 2021
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Tying your dick to a door knob and slamming the door
I tried out that new knob job thing it really hurts but I finished so quick.
by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018
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