Knells

Crazy, Excentric, awsome, funny,

To reach the "Knells" Status one must,
1. Drink a whole bottle of whiskey, go throw up, pass out in the grass and when people come to get him, that he is fine and going to bed.
2. Your friends, after laughing at you, they must carry upstairs...almost break your neck so you can pass out on the couch and shit your pants.
3. you MUST BE CRAZY
4. when ever you have guests over, they shall only remember arriving..not leaving.
5. Thall shall randomly break chairs
6. Thall shall carve symbols in to your ex's table
7. Thall shall pee in a gas tank and make your ex think its gas

by OneLungWonder August 3, 2011

Kellsie

An awesome girl who is always there for her friends. She can always tell when something is upsetting someone. Kellsies are very out going and chatty. Watch out or she might tell you her whole life story. She is very hot with a great body. Kellsies are smart, sweet and an amazing friend. If you ever come across a Kellsie make sure to hold on to her. A guy would be lucky to have a Kellsie as a girlfriend.

Kellsie is so awesome! lets go say hi to her!

by hellokittyrocks228 November 16, 2010

Kellsey

A girl who is sassy, sexy and spunky, she can be a tough ass at times but is really a great person.
likes long walks on the beach and pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
Also great lover.
Has to ll instead of 1 because she is 2 times better than a regular kelsey.

Dude, that girl is fine
No joke man think shes a Kelsey?
Nah man shes definitely a Kellsey

by brothaB November 1, 2010

R. Kells

A low quality, inferior pilsner beer such as Busch Light, Natural Light, and Milwaukee's Best. Named R. Kells because they taste like piss.

"Dude, this natty tastes like piss"
"Yeah bro, it's an R. Kells beer"

"What kind of beer should we get? I'm low on cash"
"Let's just get some R. Kells...tastes like piss but cheap"

by DJ CP September 26, 2009

the knewls

The Knewls is a gaming community started by Joeknewl in mid 2003. The group has become popular in several online games. Plans are to expand into more games and keep running.

I'm joining The Knewls, and you should too.

by Tkgm1 November 8, 2007

knellerhead

Usually assumes the form of an insecure wannabe badass with a chip on the shoulder the size of a buick, and an IQ number less than their shoe size. Your average knellerhead can usually be found trolling internet bodybuilding forums under multiple psuedonyms... but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.

The knellerheads are at it again - when will they learn that we can see their IP addresses, they're not in China, and they've got five screen names?

by Hans Albrecht Bethe February 27, 2005

Cedar Knolls

An small affluent community in Northern New Jersey. Kids go to Mountview Road Elementary School, Memorial Junior School, and then Whippany Park High School. Everybody knows everybody else’s business and is nosey as hell. Kids spend their time riding their bikes around the town, swimming in the Whippany River, and exploring abandoned buildings. Most people are secret millionaires and most people live in large houses but most do not drive luxury cars. Cedar Knolls is actually an unincorporated community within Hanover Township, but has a Morris Plains mailing address and a neighborhood called Trailwoods. Cedar Knolls is known for being the home of the leader of OPK, a massive painkiller drug ring ran out of the high school in the mid 2000s. Also home to some members of the mob.

Guy 1 “yo my buddy lives in the Trailwoods section of Cedar Knolls within Hanover township but his mail goes to Morris Plains.”
Guy 2 “wut”

by cedarknolls4life July 6, 2019