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a wanna be salsa dancer with cheap shoes, prone to infections and incapable of parking a car in a carport, usually seen urinating in public.
" Look at that guy over there, he's such a klotz .'

I'm such a klotz , lately"
by sheliatequila February 04, 2010
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Klotz: the act of, or klotzing someone;
(1) a jewish male who is generally smelly, is mostly seen stealing and or cheating on somthing.
(2)To be stingy torwards somthing
(1)Dude! watch out! its a klotz!
(2)Dude come one, stop being such a klotz
by . March 15, 2005
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